UK Indian Escort Anjali Isle of Wight Portsmouth Southampton

January has seen me investing a lot of time and effort in the boudoir, which has led to amongst other things a new bed and frame, nothing exciting about that I hear you thinking, well no not normally, in fact I have to find anybody of the male species who enjoys shopping, but standing in MFI and trying to test different mattresses and frames for the purposes of not sleeping on were certainly interesting

You can see it now cue sales assistant
“can I help you Madame”
“Yes I want one of these ere beds”
“Very good Madame they are all wonderful as you can see”
“They are indeed but I need one that is strong and hard wearing”
“Hardwearing Madame? all our mattresses should last you many many years of pleasant nights”
“Yes I can see that but I erm well, tend to toss and turn a bit, so don’t want a spring poking me in the back as it wears through”
“Ah yes Madame I understand, you shouldn’t have that problem here all our mattresses are crafted to very high standards”
“ok that’s good are they very strong springs?”
“Yes Madame depending on the mattress you choose, all spring arrangements are different but will easily take your weight”
“That’s good, what about my partners weight, guess they will be ok for two?”
“For sure Madame, although you may want to look at these over priced gimmick mattresses, which if your partner is of the larger build may suit you better, how would you describe your partner”
“Well he is nice, friendly, chatty…..”
“No Madame I mean erm, is he er shall we say a big chap”
“Yes he can be, he can also be quite small but I have never had complaints”
“Oh ok (scratches head) would Madame like to look at this one here as it has anti roll”
“hm not sure as I like a good roll I do”
“Yes Madame but this one will prevent you joining in the middle”
“Oh bugger that’s no good for me”
“(Splutter) oh Madame I think you misunderstood me but no matter why not lie on this mattress the way you would normally and see what you think”
“That’s interesting; does Madame always sleep with her legs behind her ears?”
I quickly get up and start bouncing on it to test for springiness
“As Madame can see there isn’t a lot of bounce in this one”
Oh that’s no good I like to bounce about a bit”
“(!!! Pregnant pause) that’s interesting but not something you would do while asleep”
“Oh sorry I forgot to mention I sleep trampoline so need something a bit bouncy”
“These are beds Madame not really trampolines, perhaps while you think on that you could look at bed frames”
“Yes will do, im looking for something that I can attach restraints to”
“Have you looked at dreams bed store Madame?”