Due to a slight change of plans, i am now available for incalls and outcall bookings In Looe, and surrounding areas, across to Plymouth, from the 5th to the 10th April
This will be very limited availability, and can only be booked by phone
Well it happened, after talking about it all winter, plans in hand I went out into the garden ready to begin the big dig, now maybe if I had paid more attention to my mother when I was younger, I wouldn’t be able to recognise an Anthemis cotula from an Quercus robur but as it stands without the power of google I don’t 
, so problem solved, bring lap top out, and start identifying things, then came the first flaw, despite all these wonderful tv adverts of people being able to check their email in the middle of a field, it seems you cant actually see the laptop screen in sunlight without shielding it, so I’m sitting there doing my impression of a hoodie, trying to figure out if a dandelion is meant to be there and find when I remove said hoodie, the sun blinds me, and I cant actually see anything.
Flaw number 2: You cannot garden by touch alone without getting stung, bit, or stabbed, so after starting to look like a rather over perforated tea bag, I have dropped that idea in favour of, waiting till everything has grown, then ill pop the rabbits out on leads and hopefully they will eat the weeds for me, easy peasy, why didn’t I think of that before.
With the Bunny changing from rampant sex toy to bearer of gifts in the shape of eggs, why was it never an Easter chicken? I’m coming out of hibernation and heading off to North Cornwall for a week So im afraid from the 4th April to the 11th the only way to catch me is on the surf……
OK realistically, as a fair weather water baby, you may find me standing on the edge, but certainly not in the water, unless there is some miraculous heat wave between now and then, in saying that though as some of you know I recently I purchased a small yacht project,
until last week the weather has been clam enough to get some work done on it, and hopefully by the time I get back from Cornwall, ill be able to go out terrorising the seas, 
Im hoping it will give me the chance to explore some beaches down here on the Isle of Wight, that you can no longer reach by foot due to costal erosion, when I get bored of that I may even start offering a new spin on sight seeing for the adventurous, adds new meaning to “if you see the boat rockin don’t come a knockin” 
I was recently asked by another escort why I don’t blog much, after a long chat about existentialism and whether it makes a good blog topic (it doesn’t) I had to admit, I had stopped blogging because……….
I had forgot my password
But the good news is, I have finally got around to resetting it, and ill once again be posting nonsense on an as needed basis, that is until Easter, when I’m taking a weeks break, news on that next post
Its impractical and against my policy to contact every one of you to wish you a happy new year, so im doing it here
Hope you all had a good one and 2009 is good for you
Now I apologise in advance for getting serious for a few minutes, but now Mrs Smith has lost the grand idea of a Uk DNA database thanks to a High court ruling today, I fear she will now have more time on her hands to try and again meddle in the UK sex industry in the hope it may get her a few extra votes come election time.
So to clear things up, currently the law says (blatantly nicked from sw5)
Prostitution – exchanging participation in sexual activities for money or other goods – has always been legal in the UK
Of course there are many things associated with prostitution that are illegal, street work, running parlours etc, but none of those apply to a regular independent escort.
Now Mrs Smith and Ms Harman know this, and also respect they cant change it, but as I have said before want to try and score some middle class votes, so have now suggested possible new legislation which seeks to criminalise consenting adults participating in any paid for fun with a lady or gentleman who is found to be “trafficked”
As for the definition of “trafficked” when probed further, actually appears to mean anybody who is controlled or pimped. This is already an offence under the Sexual Offences Act 2003 so it appears to be all hot air and labour spin, who would have guessed
But just to make it clear for anybody who is confused by the above and feel they may find themselves at risk of breaking any new law that MAY be introduced
I am an independent escort and am not, nor have I ever been, coerced, pimped, managed or controlled by any third party, HRMC excluded
So to clarify, if this new legislaton is introduced, you will not be breaking any law comming and having your wicked way here
On that note, lets get back to fun fun fun
Several gents now have asked me what I’m doing over Christmas, as every year the answer is the same, unwrapping presents and emptying sacks
So for this who fancy something different this Christmas, why not come and unwrap your own little gift from Santa, offering extended hours, hangover cures and spicy fun and games
Available 24th Dec 10am-11pm
Available 25th Dec 11am-9pm
Available 26th Dec 10am-11pm
Then As usual 10am-10pm until
Available 31st Dec 10am-11pm
Available 1st Jan 11am-9pm
Then back to normal 10am-10pm
Well i have been neglecting my blog a bit recently, despite the rumours i have not forgot my log in details but instead have been rather busy…
Recently a gent mentioned to me as he was leaving that he only ever sees me wearing black, and after a mad rummage through my wardrobe, he was right, so the last few weeks has seen me packing up a lot of clothing and donating it to the local recycle banks, and replacing it with the new seasons colours, which just happen to be black but to balance it all out I have bought one white top and a few none black matching accessories,
next step is a new site and a photo shoot to show off some new outfits, think it would be pushing it a bit much to go monochrome, but we shall see.
Another task that has been keeping me very busy recently is the garden, the isle of Wight seems to have its very own micro climate so I have been looking into being a bit more adventurous now than 
the usual roses and have been looking at Strelitzia Reginae (bird of paradise) plants, ok I had to look up the Latin name, but they are such a lovely colour and to me very different, so come March I’m going to dedicate a small part of my garden to one of these along with a couple of citrus trees, and who knows maybe soon you can be having a rumble in my jungle
As usual im going to start this post with a weather mention, i keep vowing to change that, but alas
After a dire few weeks, im sitting here with the weather station reporting a very pleasent 21 degrees c, and there is a queue of traffic for the ferry as the last of the main holiday makers head home, im sure sometimes there is a higher being up there playing games with people
On a lighter note, the new house is almost straight now, but it has brought up questions like, why is it when you are looking for something, it turns invisible, when you stop looking, it reappears, why do cupboards seem to shrink despite there being less to fill them with than before
and why does dust grow the second you put the hoover away
on that note time to start cleaning
Im off again, although its now going to be a very different place not having the pier to visit, but from the 22nd Aug to the 25th august Ill be offering an outcall escort service in Weston Super Mare and surrounding, so if your looking for an indian take a way with a difference, why not give me a call?
Available in WSM, bridgwater, Highbridge, Bristol, Glastonbury, Taunton and more…