Jan-1-10

Happy New Year!!!!!

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Naked on the tairs
I hope 2010 bring you everything you want and more. and on that subject I have attached a taster of things to cum.

Thank you for all the good times in 2009 and heres to the best year yet on 2010

xxx

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Dec-28-09

and thats it for another year….

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Ok I know there is still strictly a few days to go, but as I’m already making plans for 2010 to me this year has come to a close.

First off my new site pictures have been done, as soon as I get them here ill upload a taster or 2, then get the rest on the site as soon as I can.

Secondly I’m planning 2010 tours.
Birmingham and the Chanel Isles go without saying, I am also thinking a couple of days in London Burlesque Honey has kindly offered me her boudoir so I may head there rather than a hotel, I know it’s rather more luxurious, so we shall see, if you are interested in any of my tours, email me with your location, and as soon as I get enough interest ill set a date.

Hope you all have a good new year

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Dec-13-09

Merry Christmas

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As it is not really practical to send cards to you, this is just a quick post to wish you all a very happy Christmas and hope 2010 is the best year yet.

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas

This year I am taking a week off at Christmas to recharge the batteries so I am unavailable from the
20th December until the 27th.

Looking forward to meeting you all again in the new year ;)

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Sep-17-09

London October

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While its still very much in the logistical planning phase, I am hoping to visit London for some fun and games towards the end of October, if you would be interested in meeting up, there will be very limited avilability, so please email in advance, to confirm a booking.

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Now im not sure if the French are going to know what has hit them, but im going international.
From the 13th September to the 16th September, im going to be offering escort services in Limoges.
If you are interested, advance booking is essential, so get in touch before I fly and ill give you all the details

Du 13 septembre au 16 septembre, im allant offrir des services d’escorte à Limoges. Si vous êtes intéressé, la location à l’avance est essentielle, ainsi si votre recherche d’une escorte indienne obtiennent dans le contact avant que je vole et la défectuosité te fournissent tous les détails

France indian escort tour

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Jul-7-09

Getting advanced

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I have decided its about time I dragged myself into the 20th century and “get with it” so I have been thinking of ways I can use technology to improve things both on the site and offline, so I am going to try this t’internet thing first, I have always been led to believe its full of porn and bomb making instructions, so try and avoid it, but even my local corner shop is now online, ok every time I see him, he is looking at Wendy Whoppers site, but the mere fact Doris from number 23 can send a quick email asking him to put aside a loaf and paper for when she gets back from bingo means that the future is not so orange as binary.

So I get onto the net and am faced with a bewildering array of facetubes, youspaces, and social networks, arghhhhhhh im thinking at this point that maybe I should just go back to setting the timer on the video, which I can sit here very smug and say, I have….. ok that was back in 1996 and I recorded the wrong channel, but at least it went on at the correct time, I digress, now yes, so I’m looking at all these different things apparently I cant live without as everybody is doing them, and settled on one or two that ill test and maybe integrate into my site.

Another side of technology advancement I tend to ignore is the phone, as far as I’m concerned, if I can make/receive calls, and create some gogbbledeygook and send it as an sms then what more do I need?
Ah ha says the man in the shop, you need wifi to access this t’internet thing while having breakfast out, so you are up to date with the days events and the weather, personally I would rather have a bacon and egg sandwich but still, he must know best, then he points out that when I’m going anywhere, its difficult to read a map, I agree with that but point out the bus driver should know where he is going so I just follow him, no says the sales man, you need satellite navigation, not entirely sure why I need to know where a satellite is going, but he is in full flow here so I wait, and when he is finished he gives me a phone… so I thank him and ask for a satellite thingy as well, and he points out its in the phone, so when I finally work out how to switch it on, next time you call for a booking ill at least know where in Tesco I am.

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Well its over for another year, and I must admit my new location means I had the equivalent of row 52000 seat d, and what a fantastic 3 days it was, not many people can admit going to bed with the likes of the Prodigy and Neil Young, :) only downside was the ferries being booked solid all weekend, so there was no escape if I wanted it.

Thanks to the festival my weekend was spent dancing (badly) and topping up my tan, anybody want to play spot the brown bits? today i have spent planning this new cutting edge blog post, except you get my rambling instead.

Quick short notice date for the diary, I am in Birmingham Saturday 15th June from late afternoon till midnight.
and will be able to offer in/outcall if anybody is feeling a bit frisky.

Right onwards and left a bit

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May-25-09

Birmingham tour?

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I am thinking of a tour towards the middle-end of June to Birmingham, and at the moment just gauging interest, so if you fancy meeting me in Brum email me anjali@ukindianescort.co.uk to be kept informed ahead of my posts here.

Another thing Birmingham was notorious for was the parties I offered with Jenny, and im wondering with all the bad news in the world today whether to see if we can reintroduce them, to get everybody smiling, again email me with your interest and we can go from there.

May-4-09

Guernsey – just

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As Victor Meldrew would say, i just don’t believe it, you often hear of the M25 being described as a car park, well now I know what they mean, rushing back from Suffolk, hit the jams and what a nightmare, the end result being my early morning flight to Guernsey was ready long before I was, cue mad woman trying to text my Friday appointment, which im never very good at, while at the same time checking my bag through security, when out falls my toiletry bag and vibrator, fair play to the security lady she just smiled, popped it back and then moaned that my toothpaste wasn’t in a clear bag, but what a start to the trip, even with my special red pass, I missed the flight and ended up spending most of the very warm day window shopping in Southampton after deciding it wasn’t worth heading back to the Isle of Wight.

Saturday thankfully was fairly uneventful, apart from the bedroom, which was good, I have done the tourist thing to the point of exhaustion now, so spent it mainly in the hotel spa, which made a nice change.

Sunday, I was hoping to slip over to Jersey and meet a friend for coffee, but ditzy me strikes again, after spending a week planning it, I realise I haven’t got his number, tried ringing a mutual friend back in the UK, but never managed to raise her, so onto plan B, do some shopping, except, it appears down here they are very traditional and Sunday closing was very much in operation, which surprised me, but still, so ended up visiting a food festival, which was ok, tried some new foods, and enjoyed many old favourites, before heading back to the hotel for the chance to burn it off ;)

Monday morning,
Im now sitting here waiting for my flight, and wondering why airports don’t have more to do, answers on a postcard please

Apr-19-09

I hoe I hoe

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1171775_kensington_1After the very damp but enjoyable break in Looe (hi to those I met) I decided to crack on and get the garden finished so I can enjoy the few days of summer I’m sure we will get, after 4 days of moving sleepers, digging, laying turf, lifting slabs, laying slabs, shovelling gravel and adding a water feature (in true Charlie Dimmocks style, this was done bra less), I’m sure you will agree the results look impressive.

Ok mines not quite as big as that, but I’m sure if it was it would look the same, all I do know is, the more you do the heavier everything gets, and I am not built for gardening, in future, my garden activities are to be nude sunbathing, and maybe a bit of fun ;) but that’s it, all I need now is a nice massage, any volunteers?

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