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Well it happened, after talking about it all winter, plans in hand I went out into the garden ready to begin the big dig, now maybe if I had paid more attention to my mother when I was younger, I wouldn’t be able to recognise an Anthemis cotula from an Quercus robur but as it stands without the power of google I don’t , so problem solved, bring lap top out, and start identifying things, then came the first flaw, despite all these wonderful tv adverts of people being able to check their email in the middle of a field, it seems you cant actually see the laptop screen in sunlight without shielding it, so I’m sitting there doing my impression of a hoodie, trying to figure out if a dandelion is meant to be there and find when I remove said hoodie, the sun blinds me, and I cant actually see anything.

Flaw number 2: You cannot garden by touch alone without getting stung, bit, or stabbed, so after starting to look like a rather over perforated tea bag, I have dropped that idea in favour of, waiting till everything has grown, then ill pop the rabbits out on leads and hopefully they will eat the weeds for me, easy peasy, why didn’t I think of that before.

With the Bunny changing from rampant sex toy to bearer of gifts in the shape of eggs, why was it never an Easter chicken? I’m coming out of hibernation and heading off to North Cornwall for a week So im afraid from the 4th April to the 11th the only way to catch me is on the surf……

OK realistically, as a fair weather water baby, you may find me standing on the edge, but certainly not in the water, unless there is some miraculous heat wave between now and then, in saying that though as some of you know I recently I purchased a small yacht project,
until last week the weather has been clam enough to get some work done on it, and hopefully by the time I get back from Cornwall, ill be able to go out terrorising the seas,

Im hoping it will give me the chance to explore some beaches down here on the Isle of Wight, that you can no longer reach by foot due to costal erosion, when I get bored of that I may even start offering a new spin on sight seeing for the adventurous, adds new meaning to “if you see the boat rockin don’t come a knockin”

I was recently asked by another escort why I don’t blog much, after a long chat about existentialism and whether it makes a good blog topic (it doesn’t) I had to admit, I had stopped blogging because……….

I had forgot my password

But the good news is, I have finally got around to resetting it, and ill once again be posting nonsense on an as needed basis, that is until Easter, when I’m taking a weeks break, news on that next post

Well i have been neglecting my blog a bit recently, despite the rumours i have not forgot my log in details but instead have been rather busy…

Recently a gent mentioned to me as he was leaving that he only ever sees me wearing black, and after a mad rummage through my wardrobe, he was right, so the last few weeks has seen me packing up a lot of clothing and donating it to the local recycle banks, and replacing it with the new seasons colours, which just happen to be black but to balance it all out I have bought one white top and a few none black matching accessories,
next step is a new site and a photo shoot to show off some new outfits, think it would be pushing it a bit much to go monochrome, but we shall see.

Another task that has been keeping me very busy recently is the garden, the isle of Wight seems to have its very own micro climate so I have been looking into being a bit more adventurous now than the usual roses and have been looking at Strelitzia Reginae (bird of paradise) plants, ok I had to look up the Latin name, but they are such a lovely colour and to me very different, so come March I’m going to dedicate a small part of my garden to one of these along with a couple of citrus trees, and who knows maybe soon you can be having a rumble in my jungle

Well the floor is finally down and the curtains are up, so as of this morning I have now moved to the new place

So many people have asked me recently if im leaving the Isle of Wight which I find rather strange as once you’re here it becomes a different way of life and I just couldn’t leave now, sorry Mrs J at number 22 but your stuck with me

Guess I best get on with unpacking so this is a short post, but I hope all of you will enjoy the new house as much as im sure I will

xxx

I have finally collected the keys to the new house and decided as this is the norties to get laminate flooring who the bloody hell decided this twist and lock stuff is the way forward, and tounge and groove is now obsolete

day four now and my flooring has still not covered 1 sq meter let alone 120, at this rate I wont have moved by christmas, the last twice I have laid flooring it was a simple task of putting them together, imagining it was Gordon Browns head and giving them a whack, whole house done in a day

now this stuff, lay one row joining the ends, then do the same with a second row, then lift the second row up 30 degrees to join the first, except when you have a 6 meter long strip it bloody slips and slides and wont lock acuratley argggggggghhhhhhhh then you have to take is all apart and start again, and the worst of it is, everybody I mention this too, has also experienced the same problem, but didnt bother telling me before I started !!!

So its try and track down tonge and groove, i find some at Homebase, which is across the water from me, they wont deliver here, fair enough, i ring the ferries, now remember these boats take anything from a moped to a 40 ton truck, so i call them and say “right i have an approx 750kg pallete to bring over using your freight service how much?” “oh” says the lady on the phone, “we dont take parcels over 56kg”

What is that all about????
so i now have to hire a van, go over there collect it and bring it back, which means at least tripple the weight, not so great for the environment, and twice the expense

For those who havent yet but will be invited to my house warming, as well as brining a bottle, your own glasses, nibbles, please bring over at least five packs of laminate, and be prepared to be in the doggy position for a while

I recently had a guest, who left his sunglasses, now im writing here in the hope you read this and get in touch

as is my policy, once you leave, your details are destroyed, so i have no way of even sending you a blank text, to get your attention, you know who you are

so if you get in touch and we can arange getting them to you somehow

On that note, if you ever visit me and leave something, do not hesitate to give me a shout, it will be kept safe and secure until it can be returned to you

January has seen me investing a lot of time and effort in the boudoir, which has led to amongst other things a new bed and frame, nothing exciting about that I hear you thinking, well no not normally, in fact I have to find anybody of the male species who enjoys shopping, but standing in MFI and trying to test different mattresses and frames for the purposes of not sleeping on were certainly interesting

You can see it now cue sales assistant
“can I help you Madame”
“Yes I want one of these ere beds”
“Very good Madame they are all wonderful as you can see”
“They are indeed but I need one that is strong and hard wearing”
“Hardwearing Madame? all our mattresses should last you many many years of pleasant nights”
“Yes I can see that but I erm well, tend to toss and turn a bit, so don’t want a spring poking me in the back as it wears through”
“Ah yes Madame I understand, you shouldn’t have that problem here all our mattresses are crafted to very high standards”
“ok that’s good are they very strong springs?”
“Yes Madame depending on the mattress you choose, all spring arrangements are different but will easily take your weight”
“That’s good, what about my partners weight, guess they will be ok for two?”
“For sure Madame, although you may want to look at these over priced gimmick mattresses, which if your partner is of the larger build may suit you better, how would you describe your partner”
“Well he is nice, friendly, chatty…..”
“No Madame I mean erm, is he er shall we say a big chap”
“Yes he can be, he can also be quite small but I have never had complaints”
“Oh ok (scratches head) would Madame like to look at this one here as it has anti roll”
“hm not sure as I like a good roll I do”
“Yes Madame but this one will prevent you joining in the middle”
“Oh bugger that’s no good for me”
“(Splutter) oh Madame I think you misunderstood me but no matter why not lie on this mattress the way you would normally and see what you think”
“That’s interesting; does Madame always sleep with her legs behind her ears?”
I quickly get up and start bouncing on it to test for springiness
“As Madame can see there isn’t a lot of bounce in this one”
Oh that’s no good I like to bounce about a bit”
“(!!! Pregnant pause) that’s interesting but not something you would do while asleep”
“Oh sorry I forgot to mention I sleep trampoline so need something a bit bouncy”
“These are beds Madame not really trampolines, perhaps while you think on that you could look at bed frames”
“Yes will do, im looking for something that I can attach restraints to”
“Have you looked at dreams bed store Madame?”

As I intend to be occupied on the night may I take this chance to get in now and wish everybody a happy new year

For me 2007 has been a great year despite the problems I have mentioned here, and I leave it with some very happy memories and look forward to an even better 2008

Thank you one and all
xxx

PS for those who helped male 2007 so great for me, a sneak preview of 2008

Well it was long over due i guess, i now reveal my new look site and blog, still minor tweaking to be done here and there, but im finally happy with it, ill be having some new pictures done when I take my pre Christmas shopping trip to Guernsey

Life away from the computer has been the usual fun and laughter which is always nice, my cars still running which is very good ill be taking it to Birmingham next month so that will be the ultimate test, if its gets me there and back I think everything will be fine,

I visited my first remembrance day parade last week, usually I watch it on the tv but this year had special reason to attend one, and I have to admit it was very moving, many groups and organisations were represented and it was a very diverse mix when they all got together, but all shared the same sense of pride which is something ill never forget