Due to a slight change of plans, i am now available for incalls and outcall bookings In Looe, and surrounding areas, across to Plymouth, from the 5th to the 10th April
This will be very limited availability, and can only be booked by phone
Well it happened, after talking about it all winter, plans in hand I went out into the garden ready to begin the big dig, now maybe if I had paid more attention to my mother when I was younger, I wouldn’t be able to recognise an Anthemis cotula from an Quercus robur but as it stands without the power of google I don’t 
, so problem solved, bring lap top out, and start identifying things, then came the first flaw, despite all these wonderful tv adverts of people being able to check their email in the middle of a field, it seems you cant actually see the laptop screen in sunlight without shielding it, so I’m sitting there doing my impression of a hoodie, trying to figure out if a dandelion is meant to be there and find when I remove said hoodie, the sun blinds me, and I cant actually see anything.
Flaw number 2: You cannot garden by touch alone without getting stung, bit, or stabbed, so after starting to look like a rather over perforated tea bag, I have dropped that idea in favour of, waiting till everything has grown, then ill pop the rabbits out on leads and hopefully they will eat the weeds for me, easy peasy, why didn’t I think of that before.
With the Bunny changing from rampant sex toy to bearer of gifts in the shape of eggs, why was it never an Easter chicken? I’m coming out of hibernation and heading off to North Cornwall for a week So im afraid from the 4th April to the 11th the only way to catch me is on the surf……
OK realistically, as a fair weather water baby, you may find me standing on the edge, but certainly not in the water, unless there is some miraculous heat wave between now and then, in saying that though as some of you know I recently I purchased a small yacht project,
until last week the weather has been clam enough to get some work done on it, and hopefully by the time I get back from Cornwall, ill be able to go out terrorising the seas, 
Im hoping it will give me the chance to explore some beaches down here on the Isle of Wight, that you can no longer reach by foot due to costal erosion, when I get bored of that I may even start offering a new spin on sight seeing for the adventurous, adds new meaning to “if you see the boat rockin don’t come a knockin” 
I was recently asked by another escort why I don’t blog much, after a long chat about existentialism and whether it makes a good blog topic (it doesn’t) I had to admit, I had stopped blogging because……….
I had forgot my password
But the good news is, I have finally got around to resetting it, and ill once again be posting nonsense on an as needed basis, that is until Easter, when I’m taking a weeks break, news on that next post