UK Indian Escort Anjali Isle of Wight Gosport, Portsmouth Southampton

Now I apologise in advance for getting serious for a few minutes, but now Mrs Smith has lost the grand idea of a Uk DNA database thanks to a High court ruling today, I fear she will now have more time on her hands to try and again meddle in the UK sex industry in the hope it may get her a few extra votes come election time.

So to clear things up, currently the law says (blatantly nicked from sw5)

Prostitution -- exchanging participation in sexual activities for money or other goods -- has always been legal in the UK

Of course there are many things associated with prostitution that are illegal, street work, running parlours etc, but none of those apply to a regular independent escort.

Now Mrs Smith and Ms Harman know this, and also respect they cant change it, but as I have said before want to try and score some middle class votes, so have now suggested possible new legislation which seeks to criminalise consenting adults participating in any paid for fun with a lady or gentleman who is found to be “trafficked”

As for the definition of “trafficked” when probed further, actually appears to mean anybody who is controlled or pimped. This is already an offence under the Sexual Offences Act 2003 so it appears to be all hot air and labour spin, who would have guessed

But just to make it clear for anybody who is confused by the above and feel they may find themselves at risk of breaking any new law that MAY be introduced

I am an independent escort and am not, nor have I ever been, coerced, pimped, managed or controlled by any third party, HRMC excluded

So to clarify, if this new legislaton is introduced, you will not be breaking any law comming and having your wicked way here

On that note, lets get back to fun fun fun

Several gents now have asked me what I’m doing over Christmas, as every year the answer is the same, unwrapping presents and emptying sacks

So for this who fancy something different this Christmas, why not come and unwrap your own little gift from Santa, offering extended hours, hangover cures and spicy fun and games

Available 24th Dec 10am-11pm
Available 25th Dec 11am-9pm
Available 26th Dec 10am-11pm
Then As usual 10am-10pm until
Available 31st Dec 10am-11pm
Available 1st Jan 11am-9pm

Then back to normal 10am-10pm

Well i have been neglecting my blog a bit recently, despite the rumours i have not forgot my log in details but instead have been rather busy…

Recently a gent mentioned to me as he was leaving that he only ever sees me wearing black, and after a mad rummage through my wardrobe, he was right, so the last few weeks has seen me packing up a lot of clothing and donating it to the local recycle banks, and replacing it with the new seasons colours, which just happen to be black but to balance it all out I have bought one white top and a few none black matching accessories,
next step is a new site and a photo shoot to show off some new outfits, think it would be pushing it a bit much to go monochrome, but we shall see.

Another task that has been keeping me very busy recently is the garden, the isle of Wight seems to have its very own micro climate so I have been looking into being a bit more adventurous now than the usual roses and have been looking at Strelitzia Reginae (bird of paradise) plants, ok I had to look up the Latin name, but they are such a lovely colour and to me very different, so come March I’m going to dedicate a small part of my garden to one of these along with a couple of citrus trees, and who knows maybe soon you can be having a rumble in my jungle

As usual im going to start this post with a weather mention, i keep vowing to change that, but alas

After a dire few weeks, im sitting here with the weather station reporting a very pleasent 21 degrees c, and there is a queue of traffic for the ferry as the last of the main holiday makers head home, im sure sometimes there is a higher being up there playing games with people

On a lighter note, the new house is almost straight now, but it has brought up questions like, why is it when you are looking for something, it turns invisible, when you stop looking, it reappears, why do cupboards seem to shrink despite there being less to fill them with than before
and why does dust grow the second you put the hoover away

on that note time to start cleaning

Im off again, although its now going to be a very different place not having the pier to visit, but from the 22nd Aug to the 25th august Ill be offering an outcall escort service in Weston Super Mare and surrounding, so if your looking for an indian take a way with a difference, why not give me a call?

Available in WSM, bridgwater, Highbridge, Bristol, Glastonbury, Taunton and more…

Well the floor is finally down and the curtains are up, so as of this morning I have now moved to the new place

So many people have asked me recently if im leaving the Isle of Wight which I find rather strange as once you’re here it becomes a different way of life and I just couldn’t leave now, sorry Mrs J at number 22 but your stuck with me

Guess I best get on with unpacking so this is a short post, but I hope all of you will enjoy the new house as much as im sure I will

xxx

I have finally collected the keys to the new house and decided as this is the norties to get laminate flooring who the bloody hell decided this twist and lock stuff is the way forward, and tounge and groove is now obsolete

day four now and my flooring has still not covered 1 sq meter let alone 120, at this rate I wont have moved by christmas, the last twice I have laid flooring it was a simple task of putting them together, imagining it was Gordon Browns head and giving them a whack, whole house done in a day

now this stuff, lay one row joining the ends, then do the same with a second row, then lift the second row up 30 degrees to join the first, except when you have a 6 meter long strip it bloody slips and slides and wont lock acuratley argggggggghhhhhhhh then you have to take is all apart and start again, and the worst of it is, everybody I mention this too, has also experienced the same problem, but didnt bother telling me before I started !!!

So its try and track down tonge and groove, i find some at Homebase, which is across the water from me, they wont deliver here, fair enough, i ring the ferries, now remember these boats take anything from a moped to a 40 ton truck, so i call them and say “right i have an approx 750kg pallete to bring over using your freight service how much?” “oh” says the lady on the phone, “we dont take parcels over 56kg”

What is that all about????
so i now have to hire a van, go over there collect it and bring it back, which means at least tripple the weight, not so great for the environment, and twice the expense

For those who havent yet but will be invited to my house warming, as well as brining a bottle, your own glasses, nibbles, please bring over at least five packs of laminate, and be prepared to be in the doggy position for a while

Unfortunately WSM didn’t happen again, I’m beginning to think I’m jinxed, at least this time it wasn’t the car that was the cause but the weather which is out of my control so ill accept it, so now its pin in the map time and try again…..
and the lucky winner is Guernsey, nothing to do with the way i held the map to influence the result honest, but word of warning, I wouldn’t make plans to cut your grass or hang washing out on the 10th -11th of June as im bringing some Isle of Wight rain with me
any suggestions for must do`s or see when im there? remember though im only there 2 days and a night so nothing that needs planning
look forward to your suggestions

due to circumstances beyond my control, mainly the weather

I wont be in WSM this week as hoped, all being well ill be there Whitsun or the summer
and will no doubt be able to offer incalls next time

Watch this space for more news

I recently had a guest, who left his sunglasses, now im writing here in the hope you read this and get in touch

as is my policy, once you leave, your details are destroyed, so i have no way of even sending you a blank text, to get your attention, you know who you are

so if you get in touch and we can arange getting them to you somehow

On that note, if you ever visit me and leave something, do not hesitate to give me a shout, it will be kept safe and secure until it can be returned to you