UK Indian Escort Anjali Isle of Wight Portsmouth Southampton

Well its over for another year, and I must admit my new location means I had the equivalent of row 52000 seat d, and what a fantastic 3 days it was, not many people can admit going to bed with the likes of the Prodigy and Neil Young, only downside was the ferries being booked solid all weekend, so there was no escape if I wanted it.

Thanks to the festival my weekend was spent dancing (badly) and topping up my tan, anybody want to play spot the brown bits? today i have spent planning this new cutting edge blog post, except you get my rambling instead.

Quick short notice date for the diary, I am in Birmingham Saturday 15th June from late afternoon till midnight.
and will be able to offer in/outcall if anybody is feeling a bit frisky.

Right onwards and left a bit

I am thinking of a tour towards the middle-end of June to Birmingham, and at the moment just gauging interest, so if you fancy meeting me in Brum email me anjali@ukindianescort.co.uk to be kept informed ahead of my posts here.

Another thing Birmingham was notorious for was the parties I offered with Jenny, and im wondering with all the bad news in the world today whether to see if we can reintroduce them, to get everybody smiling, again email me with your interest and we can go from there.

As Victor Meldrew would say, i just don’t believe it, you often hear of the M25 being described as a car park, well now I know what they mean, rushing back from Suffolk, hit the jams and what a nightmare, the end result being my early morning flight to Guernsey was ready long before I was, cue mad woman trying to text my Friday appointment, which im never very good at, while at the same time checking my bag through security, when out falls my toiletry bag and vibrator, fair play to the security lady she just smiled, popped it back and then moaned that my toothpaste wasn’t in a clear bag, but what a start to the trip, even with my special red pass, I missed the flight and ended up spending most of the very warm day window shopping in Southampton after deciding it wasn’t worth heading back to the Isle of Wight.

Saturday thankfully was fairly uneventful, apart from the bedroom, which was good, I have done the tourist thing to the point of exhaustion now, so spent it mainly in the hotel spa, which made a nice change.

Sunday, I was hoping to slip over to Jersey and meet a friend for coffee, but ditzy me strikes again, after spending a week planning it, I realise I haven’t got his number, tried ringing a mutual friend back in the UK, but never managed to raise her, so onto plan B, do some shopping, except, it appears down here they are very traditional and Sunday closing was very much in operation, which surprised me, but still, so ended up visiting a food festival, which was ok, tried some new foods, and enjoyed many old favourites, before heading back to the hotel for the chance to burn it off

Monday morning,
Im now sitting here waiting for my flight, and wondering why airports don’t have more to do, answers on a postcard please

After the very damp but enjoyable break in Looe (hi to those I met) I decided to crack on and get the garden finished so I can enjoy the few days of summer I’m sure we will get, after 4 days of moving sleepers, digging, laying turf, lifting slabs, laying slabs, shovelling gravel and adding a water feature (in true Charlie Dimmocks style, this was done bra less), I’m sure you will agree the results look impressive.

Ok mines not quite as big as that, but I’m sure if it was it would look the same, all I do know is, the more you do the heavier everything gets, and I am not built for gardening, in future, my garden activities are to be nude sunbathing, and maybe a bit of fun but that’s it, all I need now is a nice massage, any volunteers?

Due to a slight change of plans, i am now available for incalls and outcall bookings In Looe, and surrounding areas, across to Plymouth, from the 5th to the 10th April

This will be very limited availability, and can only be booked by phone

Well it happened, after talking about it all winter, plans in hand I went out into the garden ready to begin the big dig, now maybe if I had paid more attention to my mother when I was younger, I wouldn’t be able to recognise an Anthemis cotula from an Quercus robur but as it stands without the power of google I don’t , so problem solved, bring lap top out, and start identifying things, then came the first flaw, despite all these wonderful tv adverts of people being able to check their email in the middle of a field, it seems you cant actually see the laptop screen in sunlight without shielding it, so I’m sitting there doing my impression of a hoodie, trying to figure out if a dandelion is meant to be there and find when I remove said hoodie, the sun blinds me, and I cant actually see anything.

Flaw number 2: You cannot garden by touch alone without getting stung, bit, or stabbed, so after starting to look like a rather over perforated tea bag, I have dropped that idea in favour of, waiting till everything has grown, then ill pop the rabbits out on leads and hopefully they will eat the weeds for me, easy peasy, why didn’t I think of that before.

With the Bunny changing from rampant sex toy to bearer of gifts in the shape of eggs, why was it never an Easter chicken? I’m coming out of hibernation and heading off to North Cornwall for a week So im afraid from the 4th April to the 11th the only way to catch me is on the surf……

OK realistically, as a fair weather water baby, you may find me standing on the edge, but certainly not in the water, unless there is some miraculous heat wave between now and then, in saying that though as some of you know I recently I purchased a small yacht project,
until last week the weather has been clam enough to get some work done on it, and hopefully by the time I get back from Cornwall, ill be able to go out terrorising the seas,

Im hoping it will give me the chance to explore some beaches down here on the Isle of Wight, that you can no longer reach by foot due to costal erosion, when I get bored of that I may even start offering a new spin on sight seeing for the adventurous, adds new meaning to “if you see the boat rockin don’t come a knockin”

I was recently asked by another escort why I don’t blog much, after a long chat about existentialism and whether it makes a good blog topic (it doesn’t) I had to admit, I had stopped blogging because……….

I had forgot my password

But the good news is, I have finally got around to resetting it, and ill once again be posting nonsense on an as needed basis, that is until Easter, when I’m taking a weeks break, news on that next post

Its impractical and against my policy to contact every one of you to wish you a happy new year, so im doing it here

Hope you all had a good one and 2009 is good for you

Now I apologise in advance for getting serious for a few minutes, but now Mrs Smith has lost the grand idea of a Uk DNA database thanks to a High court ruling today, I fear she will now have more time on her hands to try and again meddle in the UK sex industry in the hope it may get her a few extra votes come election time.

So to clear things up, currently the law says (blatantly nicked from sw5)

Prostitution – exchanging participation in sexual activities for money or other goods – has always been legal in the UK

Of course there are many things associated with prostitution that are illegal, street work, running parlours etc, but none of those apply to a regular independent escort.

Now Mrs Smith and Ms Harman know this, and also respect they cant change it, but as I have said before want to try and score some middle class votes, so have now suggested possible new legislation which seeks to criminalise consenting adults participating in any paid for fun with a lady or gentleman who is found to be “trafficked”

As for the definition of “trafficked” when probed further, actually appears to mean anybody who is controlled or pimped. This is already an offence under the Sexual Offences Act 2003 so it appears to be all hot air and labour spin, who would have guessed

But just to make it clear for anybody who is confused by the above and feel they may find themselves at risk of breaking any new law that MAY be introduced

I am an independent escort and am not, nor have I ever been, coerced, pimped, managed or controlled by any third party, HRMC excluded

So to clarify, if this new legislaton is introduced, you will not be breaking any law comming and having your wicked way here

On that note, lets get back to fun fun fun